Dirtbusters
The difference between a dirtbuster and a regular convention goer is simpel: a dirtbuster charges head on into the personal responsibility of keeping Fastaval squeaky clean!
Listen to ManOwar. Scrub toilets. Pick up trash. Do the things no other man or woman will ever do. Fight Chaos. Get promoted.
Join the Dirtbuster army - the oldest and truest way of ever going to any convention.